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    Microsoft's New World Order - Changing the Colors of Man

    Windows 8
    The Future


    Hello and welcome again, proud citizens of our humble abode here in Café Otaku's forumatric kingdom. I have taken a break just to deliver you the true experience of just my incredible discovery here upon this morning. What you are about to see.. is gut-twistingly good.

    As we all know, the legendary Microsoft's newest and most powerful, astounding new creation by no other name than the very Windows 8, has been a dearly awaited contribution to our world of digital welfare.
    And many of us have been even more blessed, by being let try the Consumer Preview version of this fantastic underwear of jesus.

    Infact, I recently tried it here this morning, shamelessly playing in an emulator by the name of VMWare Workstation, of which of course does not by any means justify the truly marvelous experience of what Windows 8 really is.. and found upon myself a miracle.

    Ladies and gentlemen.. Hold your breath.


    Microsoft delivered us the previous consumer preview with, if only to mention one of its endlessly shining diamond pearls in the powerful system of Metro (A name I dear not repeat and lay to casualization), contained not just a wonderously fluid interface with the capability of displaying entirely flat buttons and interfaces, squares and tiles, but also the most generous selection of over 16 colors for it!
    I am sure I do not need to emphasize the shere paradise that was..

    Now, I just tried a new version. And I found upon myself a shock that was to shake my understanding of digital welfare forever.
    Not only is the preview more proud than ever; they have gone as far as to surpass what was thought to be impossible, and by rewriting the rules of nature, they have managed to deliver the incomprehensible, stunningly high option of tuning this interface into no less than 25 colors!

    Take advantage of the powerful, endless-possibility 255*255*255 RGB-based color scale (capability of over 16 million unique colors), exclusively tuned, perfectionized and utilized to give you an astounding, freely selectable, glamorous theme-integrated coloring of over 25 unique colors!

    And as sad as it is to say, this also means putting the lid on our precious childhood memories, an era of what was greater than life itself, where the powerful force of 16 unique colors, marched its way into the unprotected minds of our children. The very time.. when the story of colors was written.

    I will present to you this impossible miracle of humanity, but first, let me grant upon you my speech, for this amazement cannot be disregarded:

    I remember my time as a child. I was young. Ignorant, I was, and foolish. I thought I knew the world every day, as I gazed around myself, thinking there were more colors than 12. I laid my eyes shamelessly upon the rock, and concluded that this rock, was a spectacle of colors, not just by today's standards, but to what I thought for granted, 12 and even more.
    Every day, I thought to myself this a guarantee. I took to myself the shame of desiring more than what the world found possible. I not just demanded - I took for granted, the very colors of the fabric of space, to overcome my wildest dreams, and extend to not just 12; but beyond.

    But I grew up since then. I grew up, and became a man; or so, I thought. But where I limits learned, never did I understand the sole complexity of the true nature that was enshrouding my existence.
    Though I had yet to learn what was really there. The magnificence of colors never seen, the proudness of what would stand as my childhood's greatest memory, the very foundation for our lives today, and the everchanging discovery of what colors really are.

    And through time and battle I struggled, desperate to find my answers, to prove why my reality was the right, and to seek even more, seeing no further than my hand. I did not understand then, the eggshell of which I lived; the very unspeakable limits upon what I could perceive, compared to what was; an endlessly complex weave.. of life.

    Never before Microsoft stepped into my life, was I to be taken aback, by their astounding ambitions to change man. To change man's reality forever. Not just did they add us the world. They added.. colors.

    I look back upon these memories today, and praise myself every day, for the wonders we all take for granted, the very titan constructs of will, heaven and soul, melted together into the most amazing creations of what could then be called, the RGB.


    And now, taking this protocol to new heights - never before have we seen, just what astounding creations that humans can do. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, the time has come for yet another revelation to paint our eyes blue, to insert what is uninsertable, and uncover what didn't exist; the magic of the Microsoft RGB.

    And now, my dear kinsmen of this shameless luxury, let us welcome this new order. Take heed of what I will show you.

    Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you no less than a direct, actual screenshot, displayed and encoded in the powerful 16-million RGB color system, of which will be demonstrating to you, our very own theme customizer slider bar, letting us tune our colors to the max:



    Just.. undescribable.

    Applause, ladies and gentlemen, for 25 colors!




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    That's not the thing that really makes me shy from the upgrade.... the UI is split in two; one for metro browsing and apps which requires a high screen resolution and allows two simultaneous app windows maximum, and the desktop environment more akin to windows 7 and earlier. I think their attempt to combine desktop and tablet environments should have been way better integrated.... the way they've done this doesn't present the same program compatibility issues as before with vista, but as learning curbs go, they managed to make users basically relearn the user interface

    What am I currently doing? Learning how to tinker with vB styles to make a custom theme!

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